no fucking way
legit reason
I seriously don’t even watch Game of Thrones (yet) but I am obsessed with these. Engagement rings, mayhaps?
omghadk;ldfja;lkd
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
A customer I served just bought an 8 pack of beer, 2 packs of cigarettes, a 591mL of pop, a flask of rum, a 2L of milk, and 2 $7.00 lottery tickets
Me: “That’ll be $70.95,”
Customer: “Jesus Christ, that’s so expensive. I bet that was the milk. Nearly $5.00 a carton.”
Me:”Milk is expensive, but so are cigarettes and alcohol…”
Customer: “You got that right. It’s shocking. Too bad I can’t live without them.”
Yeah. It was totally the milk you guys.
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
reminds me of ms segovia’s blog
Theme Chunk 5, by Max davis.
